yoncevevo:

calling me “thirsty” isn’t even an insult it’s a known fact

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me and bae having sex

  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar

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suckmyvertical:

clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20

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my-own-superman:

jiggalopuff:

what the fuck

I fucking knew it! I called it! Told all my friends he was secretly working out and gonna be jacked. You to Freddie!

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dicksplit:

Telling your friend a secret

image

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castielangelofthetrenchcoats:


superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

I realise this is shittiest thing to post on your Independence Day but now you can see why I would fail in an American school

This has seven hundred notes and it’s basically out of my control now but omg this is the Canadian grading scale

THIS is the American grading scale. As you can see, it is completely and utterly designed to make students feel like they are failures. If you think you’d do terribly in Canada, just try and deal with the grades in America. Personally, I’d be thrilled with the Canadian grading system.

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

I realise this is shittiest thing to post on your Independence Day but now you can see why I would fail in an American school

This has seven hundred notes and it’s basically out of my control now but omg this is the Canadian grading scale

THIS is the American grading scale. As you can see, it is completely and utterly designed to make students feel like they are failures. If you think you’d do terribly in Canada, just try and deal with the grades in America. Personally, I’d be thrilled with the Canadian grading system.

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kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

4 hours ago · 998,780 notes · Source · Reblogged from stand-up-let-go

khvdahafiz:

story of my fuckin’ life.

khvdahafiz:

story of my fuckin’ life.

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Anonymous asked: “whats the difference between a bottom and a power bottom”

hedlunds:

this

and this

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catsbeaversandducks:

10 Cats Who Were Supposed to Land on Their Feet

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