all i think about is sex and what i am going to eat next
bottoms topping for the first time
The Mata Mata Turtle
Found mostly in South America. Its shell resembles bark, and its head resembles fallen leaves, making it an expernt at camouflage. It is also an expert at looking like my nightmares.
That’s not a turtle, it is an elder dragon. Respect it or all will suffer.
I don’t know where the fucking eyes are
when u hear someone ask about a video game u love
can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples
this is seriously my favorite episode
i hate these cookies
Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.
As much as working in a grocery store sucks, these fucking cookies are actually a shelf staple for my store. I will literally get yelled at if these sell out (which they actually do) and I don’t have any to restock with.
That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet