calling me “thirsty” isn’t even an insult it’s a known fact
me and bae having sex
- bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
- me: put a quarter in the swear jar
clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20
Telling your friend a secret
I realise this is shittiest thing to post on your Independence Day but now you can see why I would fail in an American school
This has seven hundred notes and it’s basically out of my control now but omg this is the Canadian grading scale
THIS is the American grading scale. As you can see, it is completely and utterly designed to make students feel like they are failures. If you think you’d do terribly in Canada, just try and deal with the grades in America. Personally, I’d be thrilled with the Canadian grading system.
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
story of my fuckin’ life.
Anonymous asked: “whats the difference between a bottom and a power bottom”
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